Hey guys, just wanted to let you know the wife started having contractions yesterday. They ended up admitting her to the hospital, then letting her go home after they didn't progress, so Future Gamer #2 is still in a holding pattern, as of now. If I suddenly bug out for a few days, now you know why.
As a side note, my wife did not go for my suggestion of Radio Rivendell streaming in her room during the labor (she has another quiet/soft CD I made for her instead). I can think of no better inspirational song during labor than "The Bridge of Khazad Dum".
Hey, I'm a seven-year vet of the married life, fellas. Hope you're writing these tips down.