DC 5Bears can be found on the pillow of most small girls and in babies cots.
DC 1 Bears are furry. And they have teeth. Horrible teeth.
dc 13 - bears shit in the woods
DC 5 - Bears are often found with piglets. The few bears intelligent enough to speak have been known to mutter, "Oh, bother."DC 10 - In their natural habitat their taste for flesh can only be out matched by their love for pic-a-nic baskets.
Tremendous, gentlemen.DC1: Bears aren't plants. Probably.
DC 10: bears are always on the look-out for unguarded picnic baskets.
Fail Check:You declare "Bears are nature's... bears." Party takes a -2 penalty to intelligence for even listening to you talk.
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DC 5
Bears can be found on the pillow of most small girls and in babies cots.
DC 1 Bears are furry. And they have teeth. Horrible teeth.
dc 13 - bears shit in the woods
DC 5 - Bears are often found with piglets. The few bears intelligent enough to speak have been known to mutter, "Oh, bother."
DC 10 - In their natural habitat their taste for flesh can only be out matched by their love for pic-a-nic baskets.
Tremendous, gentlemen.
DC1: Bears aren't plants. Probably.
DC 10: bears are always on the look-out for unguarded picnic baskets.
Fail Check:
You declare "Bears are nature's... bears." Party takes a -2 penalty to intelligence for even listening to you talk.
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