Monday, June 29, 2009

Bear Lore Still Makes Me Laugh

Because I haven't seen it posted in a while:

Given these examples, what would a DC 5 or DC 10 Bear Lore check be?

(Thanks, 1d4chan).


Rob Lang said...

DC 5
Bears can be found on the pillow of most small girls and in babies cots.

Wickedmurph said...

DC 1 Bears are furry. And they have teeth. Horrible teeth.

stu said...

dc 13 - bears shit in the woods

Mark Gedak said...

DC 5 - Bears are often found with piglets. The few bears intelligent enough to speak have been known to mutter, "Oh, bother."

DC 10 - In their natural habitat their taste for flesh can only be out matched by their love for pic-a-nic baskets.

Zachary The First said...

Tremendous, gentlemen.

DC1: Bears aren't plants. Probably.

JDJarvis said...

DC 10: bears are always on the look-out for unguarded picnic baskets.

Anonymous said...

Fail Check:
You declare "Bears are nature's... bears." Party takes a -2 penalty to intelligence for even listening to you talk.

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